Kamikaze Crazy
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer… No, no, no, beer is not expensive enough! 99 bottles of Dom Perignon on the wall, 99 bottles of Dom Perignon, take one down, pass it around… And...
View ArticleTwilight: Breaking High Blood Pressure
So I have to come clean about something… I never have seen, nor will I ever see any Twilight movies. It almost pains me to even mention the damn trilogy. Some of you may stop reading right now,...
View ArticleThe Pig of the Fish World
QUIZ TIME! Can you guess… What kind of fish this is? Let me give you some hints: This fish eats anything (this is why I am calling it the PIGGY of the fish world), including poop (yep, you read...
View ArticleCoconut Oil is Robert Downey Jr.’s Doppelganger
You can perfectly compare Robert Downey Jr. to Coconut Oil. Both had TERRIBLE REPUTATIONS BACK IN THE DAY… Robbie (he and I are buds, so I am going to call him that) was first introduced to drugs at...
View ArticleSmart About My Heart
This post is sponsored by Invitae and SHE Media. You know that song by will.i.am called, “I Got It From My Mama”… Welp, someone should also really write and record a song called “I Got… Read More The...
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